don't take breaks,
don't care if it's raining,
don't need health insurance,
don't depend on unreliable transportation,
don't have kids, pets, relatives or significant others.

answer the same question a gazillion times,
are always right where your customer needs them,
can be funny, but never rude,
stay where you tell them to stay (well, sort of),
remain calm and composed whatever the provocation,
say exactly what you want them to say at all times
and more.

(Why do you like signs?
Let me know your reasons and I'll add them to this list.)

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